> You are in a pitch black space.
> Slowly, light builds around you, expanding to show an expanse of a familiar blue colour.
> You can make out shapes on the surface, too: as the focus sharpens, you can see pictures... no, icons. You're behind a Windows desktop!
> What would you like to do?
> Explore Internet Explorer
> Explore My Documents
> Explore My Computer
> Explore the Recycle Bin